Milners Dachshund Diet

Many people have asked what kind of diet Milner has because of his rigorous schedule on the campaign trail. Well, Milner has a specially made diet. It starts with boiling flat pieces of steak until cooked. Then it is added to the blender mixed with a vegetable medley of peas, carrots, green beans, corn, and cooked brown rice. Blend well, add seaweed based nutritional formula like dynovite. Pour the mixture into ice cub trays and freeze until ready to use. We also supplement his diet with oat bran, which keeps him regular, and doggie vitamins. He has been on this diet since the pet food scare, and has really improved his overall health. He also makes sure he schedules regular excersise to keep everything working just right.