A friend of mine emailed me this today, and I thought it was worthy of sharing it with all of you. I would like to give credit to the author, so if somebody knows please comment.
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by
employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder
and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the
'paw slide' easier.
4. The 'paw slide' -- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for
possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of
your life.
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by
employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder
and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the
'paw slide' easier.
4. The 'paw slide' -- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for
possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of
your life.
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