Milner for President

Fargo North Dakota

2009-04-01T09:11:00.002-07:00

God Bless Fargo North Dakota by mikek92349
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With the rivers over flowing in northern part of the US, we look on helpless to do anything. Pray for those who are in the line of flooding. May God Bless Fargo North Dakota.

Are you a Cookie Queen?

2009-03-12T18:49:00.002-07:00

The Cookie Queen

Do you just love cookies? Can't say no to the delicious taste of chocolate chip? Many people love cookies, and so does Milner. Cookies are tasty bakery delights that can be very tempting.

Dachshund Hocks Coffee in the Morning

2008-12-23T22:10:00.001-07:00

Dachshund Hocks Coffee Mug by mikek92349
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2008-12-18T20:29:00.000-07:00

Dachshund Reindeer Shirt by mikek92349
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Dachshund Birthday Card

2008-11-03T09:07:00.003-07:00

Dachshund Birthday Card

These cards surpass anything you can buy in the stores.
The heavy glossy finish and sturdy card stock
makes this a keepsake that the receiver will save for years.

2008-10-31T06:51:00.002-07:00

Today is the last day of October. Many youngsters will be out begging for candy, and not looking as they run across busy streets. Slow down, and be watchful of these little goblins.
Remember dogs love candy, but candy does not love dogs. Keeep your treats away from our 4 legged friends.

Dress up like a dachshund and you will be sure to get more treats.

Last Day to Vote!

2008-10-28T09:04:00.002-07:00

Last day to vote in our poll. Looks like Milner will win it paws down. Now all we need to do is vote Milner in the general election on Nov 4th. If you don't see Milner on the ballot just write him in.

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2008-07-07T20:49:00.000-07:00

Milner for President Hat
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mikek92349

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Support Milner!

2008-06-20T17:52:00.014-07:00

Amazing striped icebergs Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed by layers of snow that react to different conditions. Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheet fills up with melt water and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form. When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater can freeze to the underside. If this is rich in algae, it can form a green stripe. Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked up when the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.

Antarctica Frozen Wave Pixs - Nature is amazing!The water froze the instant the wave broke through the ice. That's what it is like in Antarctica where it is the coldest weather in decades. Water freezes the instant it comes in contact with the air. The temperature of the water is already some degrees below freezing.
Just look at how the wave froze in mid-air!!!

Design Your own Product

2008-06-07T07:39:00.002-07:00

It's time to let the artist in you show by creating your own products for the same price that you would find in the store. The only difference is you get it exactly how you want it, with that personal touch. Instead of buying a gift for someone this year, why not create it professionally. Your friends will be amazed, at the quality.

Do you belong to a group or organization? What better way to promote your cause then with a t-shirt or button. You can even create your own legal US postage stamp to use on all your mail. Approved by the US Postal Service.

Now let's get started and see what you can create.

Design Your Own Custom Products
Create Your Own Postage Stamps
Create Your Own T-Shirt
Create Your Own Neck Tie
Create Your Own Magnet
Create Your Own Hand Bag
Create Your Own Coffee Mug
Create Your Own Bumper Sticker
Create Your Own Cap / Hat

Do you have a question for Milner?

2008-05-17T11:53:00.002-07:00

If you have a question for milner, please click on the comment icon below this article. Milner will be given the questions, and reply to them. Ask him about his politics, or what he likes to do with his free time. Go ahead and don't be shy.

2008-05-13T20:10:00.031-07:00

2008-04-21T07:13:00.008-07:00

A friend of mine emailed me this today, and I thought it was worthy of sharing it with all of you. I would like to give credit to the author, so if somebody knows please comment.

Instructions for properly hugging a baby.

1. First, spy a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by

employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder

and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the

hugging process.

**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the
'paw slide' easier.

4. The 'paw slide' -- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for
possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute

the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to

achieve the best photo quality.

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,

climate-controlled environment for the rest of

your life.

Milners Dachshund Diet

2008-04-20T12:54:00.007-07:00

Many people have asked what kind of diet Milner has because of his rigorous schedule on the campaign trail. Well, Milner has a specially made diet. It starts with boiling flat pieces of steak until cooked. Then it is added to the blender mixed with a vegetable medley of peas, carrots, green beans, corn, and cooked brown rice. Blend well, add seaweed based nutritional formula like dynovite. Pour the mixture into ice cub trays and freeze until ready to use. We also supplement his diet with oat bran, which keeps him regular, and doggie vitamins. He has been on this diet since the pet food scare, and has really improved his overall health. He also makes sure he schedules regular excersise to keep everything working just right.

Favorite sites

2008-04-20T12:50:00.003-07:00

Favorite sites
http://www.ohgeez.com/,
http://www.craftmakers.net/,
http://www.mikekiss.com/,
http://www.takenbysurprise.com/,
www.myspace.com/milner_for_president,
"www.zazzle.com/mikek92349**,

Milners My Space Page

2008-04-20T12:15:00.003-07:00

For more information about Milner, you can check out his myspace page. www.myspace.com/milner_for_president
Milner is working hard to get your vote. If you don't see him on your ballot, just write him in.

Milner for President Campaign Gear

2008-04-20T08:43:00.000-07:00

Milner for President Shirt by mikek92349
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Milner for President

2008-04-20T08:37:00.001-07:00

Candidate for the canine party. Help elect Milner for President. His belief in minimal government, and live and let live philosophy has created a buzz among the animal world. Milner promises to govern by not governing. He sleeps much of the day, so there will be less legislation created under his administration.