A friend of mine emailed me this today, and I thought it was worthy of sharing it with all of you. I would like to give credit to the author, so if somebody knows please comment.

Instructions for properly hugging a baby.


1. First, spy a baby.



2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by

employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder

and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.




3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the

hugging process.




**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the
'paw slide' easier.


4. The 'paw slide' -- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for
possible close-up.





5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute

the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to

achieve the best photo quality.





Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,

climate-controlled environment for the rest of

your life.

Milners Dachshund Diet

Many people have asked what kind of diet Milner has because of his rigorous schedule on the campaign trail. Well, Milner has a specially made diet. It starts with boiling flat pieces of steak until cooked. Then it is added to the blender mixed with a vegetable medley of peas, carrots, green beans, corn, and cooked brown rice. Blend well, add seaweed based nutritional formula like dynovite. Pour the mixture into ice cub trays and freeze until ready to use. We also supplement his diet with oat bran, which keeps him regular, and doggie vitamins. He has been on this diet since the pet food scare, and has really improved his overall health. He also makes sure he schedules regular excersise to keep everything working just right.

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Candidate for the canine party. Help elect Milner for President. His belief in minimal government, and live and let live philosophy has created a buzz among the animal world. Milner promises to govern by not governing. He sleeps much of the day, so there will be less legislation created under his administration.